Because, let’s face it, there are enough questions you have to answer in your relationship as it is (Who’s handling the leaky roof? Did you feed the dog? Do you want to be cremated or buried?). Over the next four pages, we tell you where to go, what to avoid, and how to have a hell of a good time. So forget the clichés of what a trip with each other should be. Now the two of you will spend four days trying very hard to be ROMANTIC, racking your brains to think up suitably amorous ways to fill the day and wondering if you should take a walk on the beach. Why? because if you make this dire mistake, you’ve just raised expectations that are bound to bite you in the ass.
